Ah, yesssss. I just cracked open a fresh new tube of Chapstick. I don’t drink but I’d imagine this is how people feel when they open a cold beer after a long day of work. …or for breakfast if you’re my old boss. Anyway, welcome back to #DoubleFML FatDarrellPalooza! So, speaking of cold, you might… Continue reading Droppin’ Bars: Yasso Late to the Party
Well, it was a long, cold Valentine’s Day. I’m not even talking about romance, I mean that literally. My furnace stopped working a few days ago, so I’m having it replaced. Until then, it’s space heaters and hoodies for me. It’s currently 36 degrees inside my apartment yet my greedy self is still craving ice… Continue reading Milk is Chillin
Remember that show? The Real World on MTV? It was always one of my guilty pleasures. It’s similar to CBS’s “Big Brother” where a group of strangers are picked to live together for several months and have their every move taped. If you’re a regular here, you may also remember my posts about the stranded… Continue reading The Real World – Super Bowl 53 Edition
Yeah, yeah, long time readers must be shocked about the homage to Superman in those photos since Batman is my favorite superhero. But hey, it’s called diversity my friend, look it up. Anyway, hello there! Good Merrrrrrrrrnin! Hmm, I’m not sure why I went “full Madea” on you with that intro but let’s hope that… Continue reading Super Duper!
Yeah yeah, I know that title isn’t grammatically correct. It’s the song title for “We Ready” by Archie Eversole ft. Bubba Sparxxx. Surely you’ve heard it by now. It feel like it’s been on an endless loop during every commercial break for the past 2 months! I like to think I have my finger on… Continue reading We Ready.
I’m proud of Ray Liotta for quitting smoking. I really am. But I swear, if I have to watch this effing Chantix commercial one more time, I’m going to shoot the TV… “Boom. End of story.” Anyway, welcome back to #DoubleFML FatDarrellPalooza! Exciting times here in The A (that’s slang for Atlanta for those of… Continue reading “Boom. End of Story.”
“Fab Five Freddie told me everybody’s high, DJ’s spinnin’ are savin’ my mind, Flash is fast, Flash is cool, Francois sez fas, Flashe’ no do…” – Blondie Sorry, “Rapture” by Blondie has been stuck in my head all day for some reason (and now it’s probably stuck in yours! You’re welcome…). That’s the beginning of… Continue reading Hum-tea Dumb-tee
Happy 2019 Everybody! If you didn’t recognize the quote referenced in the title, it was made famous by Eddie Murphy’s character, Prince Akeem, in the movie Coming to America. My brother literally calls to say this every New Year just after midnight so it’s a Butler family tradition. Wow, my brother, Dwayne, is getting a… Continue reading Merry New Year!
Day 4 at my parent’s house. Brownie total: 37 and counting… My sweat now smells like frosting… it won’t be long now… Anyway, welcome back to #DoubleFML FatDarrellPalooza! Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays everyone! Hmm, I’d better hide that BB gun before my little nephew sees it. “You’ll shoot your eye out kid.” …or mine.… Continue reading Fra-Gee-Lay: How Kojie and Fat Darrell Stole Christmas
“Wow, I’ve already found Christmas presents for half of my list. I’m going to be done crazy early this year!” – Me in October. Ha, poor “October Darrell.” So full of blind youthful optimism but look at him now. One week before Christmas and he’s still not finished! Man, where did the time go? This… Continue reading HOx3
My apologies to those of you who were expecting this post to drop on our normal Tuesday morning release schedule. I honestly tried, but we were also hosting the Georgia High School Association (GHSA) Championships at Mercedes Benz Stadium for the past 2 days and I just completed 2 grueling 18 hour shifts! 6:30am –… Continue reading United We Stand
Before we get started, let’s take a closer look at that hoodie! Ah yes, another edition to the Michael Jackson wing of my closet. Ha, I love it! It’s so loud and obnoxious…just like me! Anyway, welcome back to #DoubleFML FatDarrellPalooza! Wow, it’s December already? If feels like just yesterday that I was bragging about… Continue reading Hashtag Blessed: Still Giving Thanks