What’s up y’all? Welcome back to #DoubleFML FatDarrellPalooza! So, I had an interesting conversation with a few of my female co-workers the other day. I have no idea what led to this topic, but we were discussing whether they’d let an old man suck on their toes for 3 minutes in exchange for $10,000… Continue reading Something Strange for Some Change

Yeah, yeah, I know.  That’s a tiger mask on my head in the cover photo, not a lion but whatever, #yolo. But speaking of tigers, this one from LSU may want to ask for a refund… Stay in school kids… Anyway, welcome back to #DoubleFML FatDarrellPalooza! As you may have guessed, the lion theme is… Continue reading We 3 Kings: Welcome to the Jungle

    What’s up y’all? Supposedly, Mercury is in retrograde for a few weeks, so things are about to get weird.  I don’t know much about astrology, so I won’t pretend to fully understand what that means but I’ve been told that we should expect communication issues, bad luck and overwhelmingly bad juju.  But ironically,… Continue reading Eric B-rito in Retrograde: A+

Before we get started, check out my new Facebook profile video! I know, it’s random but so am I… Anyway, what’s up y’all?  Welcome back to DoubleFML FatDarrellPalooza! Aside from being random, I’m also hungry, so let’s jump right into a taste test, shall we? Several weeks ago, after a failed attempt to meet my… Continue reading Reel Big Fish and Chips

  What’s up good people?  …and bad ones too.  Hey, I don’t discriminate… I apologize in advance for any typos.  I accidentally cut my hand the other night so I’m typing this with a Band-Aid on my index finger, making it a little tricky to navigate the keys. Why yes, those are poop emojis on… Continue reading I’m Going Back to Georgia…hmmm, I don’t think so.

I suppose that title is somewhat misleading since I actually slept all the way from Atlanta to New Jersey last week! I basically closed my eyes in The Dirty South and woke up in Dirty Jerz but hey whatever, it’s catchy so I’m sticking with it.  If you’re a Beastie Boys fan, you’ll get the… Continue reading No Sleep Till Jersey!

Baby it’s cold outside. Wait, am I still allowed to make that reference?  Either way, I’m dead serious.  What’s up with the frigid temperatures again lately?  It actually snowed in Maine yesterday!  Go home Mother Nature, you’re drunk! Speaking of Mothers, happy belated Mother’s Day to all…especially mine!  Anyone who can put up with me… Continue reading Garbage Time

What’s up y’all?  Welcome back to #DoubleFML FatDarrellPalooza! If you’re wondering, yes, I did paint that acrylic masterpiece all by myself!  Feel free to start the bidding in the comments.  Paypal and major credit cards accepted. …don’t you all jump at once.  Obviously, the pics and title are a tribute to the late, great Bob… Continue reading The Joy of #DoubleFML

Hey, what’s up y’all?  So, I just realized that I may have had pizza for dinner 4 of last 7 days! Well, alright fine.   I suppose my use of the words “may have” is somewhat misleading.  It was definitely 4 times. …okay fine, it was actually 5.  Ha, whoops.  #onlygodcanjudgeme In my defense, the… Continue reading All that and a bag of chips…

Okay, I’m officially under the weather and over the weather at the same time.  Hot then cold then hot then cold.  It’s like one endless loop of my least favorite Katy Perry song.  No wonder I’ve been sick for the past few days…although some of the symptoms could be due to this mutant pollen here… Continue reading Final Four

Is everyone okay?  Facebook and Instagram went down for nearly 10 hours the other day and people were suddenly forced to spend time with their families and actually be productive at work.  The horror!  Thankfully both websites are back up and running but my thoughts and prayers go out to all who were traumatized by… Continue reading Fight Me.