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Eric B-rito in Retrograde: A+

    What’s up y’all? Supposedly, Mercury is in retrograde for a few weeks, so things are about to get weird.  I don’t know much about astrology, so I won’t pretend to fully understand what that means but I’ve been told that we should expect communication issues, bad luck and overwhelmingly bad juju.  But ironically,… Continue reading Eric B-rito in Retrograde: A+

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Reel Big Fish and Chips

Before we get started, check out my new Facebook profile video! I know, it’s random but so am I… Anyway, what’s up y’all?  Welcome back to DoubleFML FatDarrellPalooza! Aside from being random, I’m also hungry, so let’s jump right into a taste test, shall we? Several weeks ago, after a failed attempt to meet my… Continue reading Reel Big Fish and Chips

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I’m Going Back to Georgia…hmmm, I don’t think so.

  What’s up good people?  …and bad ones too.  Hey, I don’t discriminate… I apologize in advance for any typos.  I accidentally cut my hand the other night so I’m typing this with a Band-Aid on my index finger, making it a little tricky to navigate the keys. Why yes, those are poop emojis on… Continue reading I’m Going Back to Georgia…hmmm, I don’t think so.

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Garbage Time

Baby it’s cold outside. Wait, am I still allowed to make that reference?  Either way, I’m dead serious.  What’s up with the frigid temperatures again lately?  It actually snowed in Maine yesterday!  Go home Mother Nature, you’re drunk! Speaking of Mothers, happy belated Mother’s Day to all…especially mine!  Anyone who can put up with me… Continue reading Garbage Time

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The Joy of #DoubleFML

What’s up y’all?  Welcome back to #DoubleFML FatDarrellPalooza! If you’re wondering, yes, I did paint that acrylic masterpiece all by myself!  Feel free to start the bidding in the comments.  Paypal and major credit cards accepted. …don’t you all jump at once.  Obviously, the pics and title are a tribute to the late, great Bob… Continue reading The Joy of #DoubleFML

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All that and a bag of chips…

Hey, what’s up y’all?  So, I just realized that I may have had pizza for dinner 4 of last 7 days! Well, alright fine.   I suppose my use of the words “may have” is somewhat misleading.  It was definitely 4 times. …okay fine, it was actually 5.  Ha, whoops.  #onlygodcanjudgeme In my defense, the… Continue reading All that and a bag of chips…

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Droppin’ Bars: Yasso Late to the Party

Ah, yesssss.  I just cracked open a fresh new tube of Chapstick.  I don’t drink but I’d imagine this is how people feel when they open a cold beer after a long day of work.  …or for breakfast if you’re my old boss. Anyway, welcome back to #DoubleFML FatDarrellPalooza! So, speaking of cold, you might… Continue reading Droppin’ Bars: Yasso Late to the Party