I suppose that title is somewhat misleading since I actually slept all the way from Atlanta to New Jersey last week! I basically closed my eyes in The Dirty South and woke up in Dirty Jerz but hey whatever, it’s catchy so I’m sticking with it. If you’re a Beastie Boys fan, you’ll get the… Continue reading No Sleep Till Jersey!
Baby it’s cold outside. Wait, am I still allowed to make that reference? Either way, I’m dead serious. What’s up with the frigid temperatures again lately? It actually snowed in Maine yesterday! Go home Mother Nature, you’re drunk! Speaking of Mothers, happy belated Mother’s Day to all…especially mine! Anyone who can put up with me… Continue reading Garbage Time
What’s up y’all? Welcome back to #DoubleFML FatDarrellPalooza! If you’re wondering, yes, I did paint that acrylic masterpiece all by myself! Feel free to start the bidding in the comments. Paypal and major credit cards accepted. …don’t you all jump at once. Obviously, the pics and title are a tribute to the late, great Bob… Continue reading The Joy of #DoubleFML
Hey, what’s up y’all? So, I just realized that I may have had pizza for dinner 4 of last 7 days! Well, alright fine. I suppose my use of the words “may have” is somewhat misleading. It was definitely 4 times. …okay fine, it was actually 5. Ha, whoops. #onlygodcanjudgeme In my defense, the… Continue reading All that and a bag of chips…
Okay, I’m officially under the weather and over the weather at the same time. Hot then cold then hot then cold. It’s like one endless loop of my least favorite Katy Perry song. No wonder I’ve been sick for the past few days…although some of the symptoms could be due to this mutant pollen here… Continue reading Final Four
Is everyone okay? Facebook and Instagram went down for nearly 10 hours the other day and people were suddenly forced to spend time with their families and actually be productive at work. The horror! Thankfully both websites are back up and running but my thoughts and prayers go out to all who were traumatized by… Continue reading Fight Me.
Ah, yesssss. I just cracked open a fresh new tube of Chapstick. I don’t drink but I’d imagine this is how people feel when they open a cold beer after a long day of work. …or for breakfast if you’re my old boss. Anyway, welcome back to #DoubleFML FatDarrellPalooza! So, speaking of cold, you might… Continue reading Droppin’ Bars: Yasso Late to the Party