Hey, what’s up y’all? So, I just realized that I may have had pizza for dinner 4 of last 7 days! Well, alright fine. I suppose my use of the words “may have” is somewhat misleading. It was definitely 4 times. …okay fine, it was actually 5. Ha, whoops. #onlygodcanjudgeme In my defense, the… Continue reading All that and a bag of chips…
Okay, I’m officially under the weather and over the weather at the same time. Hot then cold then hot then cold. It’s like one endless loop of my least favorite Katy Perry song. No wonder I’ve been sick for the past few days…although some of the symptoms could be due to this mutant pollen here… Continue reading Final Four
Is everyone okay? Facebook and Instagram went down for nearly 10 hours the other day and people were suddenly forced to spend time with their families and actually be productive at work. The horror! Thankfully both websites are back up and running but my thoughts and prayers go out to all who were traumatized by… Continue reading Fight Me.
Ah, yesssss. I just cracked open a fresh new tube of Chapstick. I don’t drink but I’d imagine this is how people feel when they open a cold beer after a long day of work. …or for breakfast if you’re my old boss. Anyway, welcome back to #DoubleFML FatDarrellPalooza! So, speaking of cold, you might… Continue reading Droppin’ Bars: Yasso Late to the Party
Well, it was a long, cold Valentine’s Day. I’m not even talking about romance, I mean that literally. My furnace stopped working a few days ago, so I’m having it replaced. Until then, it’s space heaters and hoodies for me. It’s currently 36 degrees inside my apartment yet my greedy self is still craving ice… Continue reading Milk is Chillin
Remember that show? The Real World on MTV? It was always one of my guilty pleasures. It’s similar to CBS’s “Big Brother” where a group of strangers are picked to live together for several months and have their every move taped. If you’re a regular here, you may also remember my posts about the stranded… Continue reading The Real World – Super Bowl 53 Edition
Yeah, yeah, long time readers must be shocked about the homage to Superman in those photos since Batman is my favorite superhero. But hey, it’s called diversity my friend, look it up. Anyway, hello there! Good Merrrrrrrrrnin! Hmm, I’m not sure why I went “full Madea” on you with that intro but let’s hope that… Continue reading Super Duper!