Man, I’d need to hit Vegas with a lucky hand like that! If you think Rosanne’s laugh is obnoxious during the opening credits as she takes all the chips, I’m sure mine would be twice as loud! Hmm, I’ll have to look up the official rules of poker again. Do any of you know if… Continue reading Royal Flush
Although we’re a few days removed from Mother’s Day, I hope that all of the Moms out there enjoyed their special day….especially mine! I know that brunches are extremely popular on this day, which reminds me that my client Fran recently shamed me because I have yet to try Chick-Fila’s breakfast options! Although I still… Continue reading The Rib Burger Blues
Hey, I’m not gonna lie, that cartoon pineapple chick in the cover photo with me? She’s kinda cute. I’d holla… Anyway, what’s up everybody, welcome back to #DoubleFML FatDarrellPalooza! So, last post I stated my mission to see The Avengers: Infinity War movie before anyone else rudely posted spoilers on my newsfeed. Well, I… Continue reading The Randy Pineapple 😉
“I’m hot, sticky sweet. From my head to my feet, yeah…” “Yeah?” Umm, no! I know that lyric was supposed to sound seductive and all, but the word “sticky” makes me think of a sweaty disgusting mess, not “sweet.” Trust me kids, “swamp ass” is definitely NOT sexy. Sounds like someone could use one of… Continue reading Pour Some Sugar on Me
Don’t worry, despite the title of today’s post, I’m not breaking out my Jodeci-esque leather pants again like I did in the Ugly 90’s fashion show (click here to check out that beautiful disaster…)! Although, I am still hoping they make a comeback someday! I almost ran with “Puff, Puff, Pass” as the title instead,… Continue reading Puff Daddy
No! Nope! Hell to the no! I know what you’re thinking with a title featuring pickles and ice cream. Don’t worry, I didn’t knock anyone up! However, this post was inspired by my pregolicious fellow blogger, Yvonne DeMoss who keeps posting these gems in our Facebook Foodie Group, Phenomnomnomenal (join now by clicking here!):… Continue reading Peter Piper Picked a Pack of Pickles and Ice Cream? Dilly Dilly!
Before we begin, let’s take a closer look at that tee, shall we? Ooh, watch out y’all, it’s the dreaded “cobra strike!” That my friends is what you call a “cheesy” pick up line…but that’s not what I’m referring to in the title! We’ll get to that later though. Patience Daniel-son (if you didn’t get… Continue reading 3 Feet of Cheese and 5 Feet of Fury