Well, it’s been a full week now. I think the clam flavored candy cane burps are finally almost gone…almost. Ever since I posted that taste test last week, people have been making all kinds of crazy suggestions for what I should try next. Ha! Let me just nip that in the bud already! As… Continue reading Emergen(PE&C)y 911!
I’ve been told that I wear black way too often but today seemed appropriate. You see, this may very well be the last day of my life. That’s right, you read that correctly. The doomsday package I referred to last post has arrived early so, today is the day that I’ll be trying those disgusting… Continue reading Doomsday 2018: A Phenomnomnomenal Ending.
Ha, look at me pretending to be an actual adult in the cover photos! Before you give me too much credit though, here’s what I’m currently wearing… Actually, compared to the rest of my crazy tees, this one is tame. Besides, RUN DMC are legends! Anyway, welcome back to #DoubleFML FatDarrellPalooza! So, if you’re keeping… Continue reading Party Time! Excellent!
Before you jump to conclusions, no, I’m not taking an actual flight. I’d love to, but unfortunately that paper airplane is about as close as I’ll get for now! Unless this counts… Ah, spin cycle is lovely this time of year, isn’t it? No folks, the title refers to The NBA’s Atlanta Hawks Flight… Continue reading Takin’ Flight
Oh…hey. Yeah, that’s me. I know you may not have recognized me with such a “clever” disguise and all. I’m preparing in case I have go into hiding if my favorite team doesn’t start winning soon! I’m kidding of course. I’m faithful so I’d still run my mouth even if they only won 1 game… Continue reading Florence + The Machine
Welcome to a very special edition of #DoubleFML FatDarrellPalooza! Regulars may be confused by The Flash t-shirt since Batman is my favorite superhero. However, my favorite TV show is The Flash. As for the relevance to this 9/11 post? Well, The Flash can run so fast that he’s able to time travel. However, any time… Continue reading Flashpoint: Tuesday, September 11
So, guess where I’m writing you from! I’ll give you a hint… Sorry if that’s too much info but I did way too many squats at the gym earlier, so my legs are killing me! I may not be able to stand for a while. The bathroom is my new home. I live here… Continue reading Food Swings