Well, “The Black Forest Gump” has done it again. Huh? That’s what one of my friends called me after I ended up dancing onstage with Salt-N-Pepa several weeks ago. If you’ve never seen the movie Forest Gump, first off…how? But okay, if you’ve never seen the movie Forest Gump, Tom Hank’s titular (<-lol… Continue reading Living the Dream: You Don’t Know Jackfruit!
Surprisingly, I don’t have a banana hat or costume already on-hand in “Darrell’s magical storage closet of randomness” so I had to come up with something else for the cover photos. I’m sure the costume shop downtown has one, but this topic was a last-minute decision, so I don’t have time to make… Continue reading This ISH Is Bananas!
This may be a case of “TMI” (that means “too much information if you’re lost), but I just got back from “Lonely Island.” That’s what I call bathroom breaks when my cell phone isn’t charged. It was sad and boring. I didn’t even have a book, so I ended up reading the entire Febreeze… Continue reading Strawmageddon
That’s “The OC” as in Orangeburg County, South Carolina, not Orange County, California. Also, not Fox Television’s teen drama from the mid 2000’s, so if you opened this post looking for an update on The Cohens or closure from Marissa’s car accident, my apologies. Anyway, what’s up y’all? Welcome back to #DoubleFML FatDarrellPalooza! So,… Continue reading Michael Baisden Live from The OC!
illustrations courtesy of Gjorgji Dspodov That’s right everybody, follow your dreams! …or should I say, “follow your memes”? Actually, don’t do that, most memes will get you slapped or arrested. But thanks for the inspiration Tee Brown! Anyway, welcome back to #DoubleFML FatDarrellPalooza! Who kicks off an article on pizza with a meme about… Continue reading The Quest for Pizza
That “No Strings Attached” tee should probably be worn by a waffle lover. Don’t worry if you’re lost, that sentence will make a lot more sense later in this post when I explain my Mr. Breakfast theory. Hmm, I’ll have to reread my “Kumquat and other words that sound unintentionally dirty post” to… Continue reading Mr. Breakfast Did it all for the Cookie
Hola mi gente! What better way to celebrate the 4th of July than discussing burritos, tortilla chips and chicharones?! Huh? Scroll on, you’ll see. #waitforit Anyway, welcome back to #DoubleFML FatDarrellPalooza and Happy Independence Day! If you’ve been shooting your own fireworks, hopefully you still have all your fingers and toes! (Here’s looking at you… Continue reading Meme-Dependence Day!