Hey what’s up y’all?  Welcome back to #DoubleFML FatDarrellPalooza! 

Yeah, I know, it’s been awhile but I hope you’re all doing well dodging rona and such.

2020 has been a wild ride so far huh?  As a kid, I always imagined the future filled with more flying cars and less fighting over pancake syrup, but here we are.

Several months ago, I laid out a detailed plan of everything I planned to accomplish in 2020.   We’ll definitely have to revisit that post someday!  That’ll be a fun comparison…

(*Spoiler alert:  Most of my plans were cancelled and replaced with naps and snacks)

We’ll get to that at a later date though.  Today is all about The #DoubleFML Ronalicious Facemask Fashion Show! 

So, without further ado, here are the 5 masks I currently own (there’s a sixth that Amazon’s apparently shipping from Mars since I ordered it back in April and it’s still not here yet!).

Okay, this first one is basically just the neck scarf/bandana hybrid that was a part of my uniform for the Atlanta Hawks Flight Crew Entertainment Team.

I paired this with a surgical mask underneath as my first Ronalicious look back in March. 

Ironically, I stopped wearing this one after a few weeks since I thought I might be profiled as a gang member or something wearing that one.  Who knew that racial profiling season was just around the corner?! #NostraDarrell

Anyway, if you follow me on social media (click the logos on the side panel to do so now!), you might have seen look number 2 that I’ve referred to as my my LL Covid19 J Faceshield! 

I forgot that Run DMC also wore bucket hats though so depending on the day, I may also start referring to this look as my “Rona DWB” Faceshield too… 

If you’re a regular here, surely you saw this one coming…  

This Pandemic Pizza Mask is paired with my new Dwayne Wayne flip-up pizza specs! 

The missing shipment from Amazon is actually a pizza pattern neck scarf/bandana hybrid too but who knows when that might arrive.  Maybe the Space-X guys can pick it up for me on their way back…

If you know me well, you probably saw this Batman mask coming too!

And finally, pictures wouldn’t do this last one justice, so check out this 1-minute video of it in action!

That last look can match ANY outfit so that one will come in handy!

Which look is your favorite?  Comment Below before you leave!

I held off on buying more since I was hoping we wouldn’t need to wear masks much longer.  The coronavirus case numbers seem to be skyrocketing again though, so we’ll see. 

I know some of you reading this are firmly against wearing them.  Hopefully you’re still at least being cautious so we can finally end this and get back to normal!

Anyway, I know everyone’s attention spans are shellshocked between nonstop coverage of rona and riots, so that’s a wrap for today! 

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Stay safe everybody!  Until next time my friends, May the Fork be With You…

-Darrell