If you think these cover photos look ridiculous online, you should have seen the stares I received at the grocery store! And how about the fine craftsmanship on that t-shirt, huh? I know. Thank you, thank you. 😊 I also considered throwing on one of those striped uniforms they used to wear at “Hot Dog… Continue reading Problemonade

Man, I’d need to hit Vegas with a lucky hand like that! If you think Rosanne’s laugh is obnoxious during the opening credits as she takes all the chips, I’m sure mine would be twice as loud! Hmm, I’ll have to look up the official rules of poker again. Do any of you know if… Continue reading Royal Flush

Although we’re a few days removed from Mother’s Day, I hope that all of the Moms out there enjoyed their special day….especially mine! I know that brunches are extremely popular on this day, which reminds me that my client Fran recently shamed me because I have yet to try Chick-Fila’s breakfast options!  Although I still… Continue reading The Rib Burger Blues

  Hey, I’m not gonna lie, that cartoon pineapple chick in the cover photo with me? She’s kinda cute. I’d holla… Anyway, what’s up everybody, welcome back to #DoubleFML FatDarrellPalooza! So, last post I stated my mission to see The Avengers: Infinity War movie before anyone else rudely posted spoilers on my newsfeed. Well, I… Continue reading The Randy Pineapple 😉

“I’m hot, sticky sweet. From my head to my feet, yeah…” “Yeah?” Umm, no! I know that lyric was supposed to sound seductive and all, but the word “sticky” makes me think of a sweaty disgusting mess, not “sweet.” Trust me kids, “swamp ass” is definitely NOT sexy. Sounds like someone could use one of… Continue reading Pour Some Sugar on Me