Okay before we get started, let’s take a closer look at that tee from the cover photos! True story indeed. Anyway, what’s up everybody? Welcome back to #DoubleFML! So, if you follow me on social media (which you should be already but if not, click the links on the side panel to do so NOW… Continue reading Hot Potato! I like them French Fried Potaters Mmm Hmmm…

If you’re a fan of old school 80’s and early 90’s WWE wrestling, you may have recognized that homage to Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake in the cover photo! You can only imagine the strange stares I got in Home Depot when I took those pictures… And yes, Brutus had the “intimidating” fighting persona of a… Continue reading Slicing and Dicing

Hey what’s up everybody? Welcome back to #DoubleFML FatDarrellPalooza! And yes, “whiskey, tango, foxtrot” – WTF is up with some of these bizarre stories in my newsfeed right now? One of the most prominent stories is this Tide Pod Challenge that teens have been doing lately. Have you heard about this? Apparently, teens are daring… Continue reading Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot.

Hey what’s up everybody? Welcome back to #DoubleFML FatDarrellPalooza! So how many of you are still doing this? Ha, don’t worry, it happens to the best of us. Actually, I’m even worse, I also wrote the wrong month on a letter yesterday! Anyway, I’m happy to report that my food poisoning is officially over! Finally!… Continue reading Which Came First: The Chicken or the Eggnog?

  Welcome back to #DoubleFML FatDarrellPalooza! And welcome to 2018! Yes, Happy New Year everyone! This post was scheduled to appear at least a day sooner but unfortunately, I brought in 2018 violently ill and hovered over a toilet. #Turnup eh? Oh, and that wasn’t alcohol induced so no, it wasn’t fun by any means.… Continue reading It’s 2018…and I Still Donut Give a Sheet!