That kangaroo picture in the photo montage was from my very first blog post. Unfortunately, there isn’t a giraffe or kangaroo emoji yet. Sad isn’t it? ☹ Anyway, what’s up everybody? Welcome back to #DoubleFML FatDarrellPalooza! So did you see the big fight over the weekend? Oh wait, I forgot, it’s 2017 and people get… Continue reading Rock Out with Your Knockout

Yep, you read that correctly: Darrell is no biscuit. What am I talking about? Allow me to explain. During a follow-up conversation after my last post which dealt with love and dating, I ended up in a discussion about loyalty and infidelity (oooh, I just used a “big boy word” – That was 5 syllables!).… Continue reading Total Eclipse of the Heart: I’m Not Your Biscuit

What’s up everybody? Welcome back to #DoubleFML FatDarrellPalooza! Unfortunately, I’ve been crazy busy lately so I couldn’t post this one yesterday as I had planned. Instead, here we are, posting on Woman Crush Wednesday…but as you can see from the title, that actually makes sense this week. Still, sorry for those of you who came… Continue reading Bae Watch

  Yep, kumquat. I know, it sounds scandalous, right? It’s actually just a citrus fruit but man that name sure does sound nasty doesn’t it?!   In the Christmas in July post, I used the word “titular” which also sounds unintentionally vulgar so without further ado, let’s just dive right into my top 10 innocent… Continue reading Kumquat. And 9 other words that sound unintentionally dirty.

Greetings from beautiful North Atlanta! The sun is shining and I’m feeling fantastic…or at least that’s the story I’m going with since I’m still trying to do the whole “mind over matter” thing. Realistically, I feel awful. Although I’ve been trying to fight it off with some heavy denial, I’ve somehow managed to catch a… Continue reading License to Ill