Well alright alright alright, let’s get this party started!  I was going to take a power nap before writing this but since there’s currently a woman loudly singing The Alphabet Song to her kid outside of my apartment, I guess that option is now off the table.  Sadly enough, she’s actually gotten the song wrong… Continue reading The Tax Man Cometh

This time last year I remember seeing social media post after post of people displaying red X’s on their hands.  I thought maybe it was an ad for a new television show or promoting a fashion campaign of some sort.  It wasn’t until I ran into a group of women while shopping that I noticed… Continue reading End it Part 2 and Self-Defense Moves to Prevent a Potential Attack

What’s up everybody?  Happy President’s Day!  Sadly enough, I actually had to look up what holiday it was!  Everyone kept talking about a 3-day weekend and I had no clue what we were celebrating.  In my defense, I don’t get many days off with my line of work.  Plus I hadn’t noticed an influx of… Continue reading End it Part 1, The Cactus Part 2 and um There’s no Part 3 but Stopping at 2 Felt Kinda Strange…

What’s up everybody?  How did you enjoy your Singles Awareness Day (Valentine’s lol)?  Some people get so mad about February 14th but again I remind you that February 15th launches a full week of deeply discounted heart shaped candy so cheer up slugger, you’ll get ‘em next year.  As for now, enjoy those truffles!  Oh… Continue reading The Grammys. The Gala. The Cactus.

Well hello there buttercup…cutie pie…baby cakes.  Hold up lol why is it that most pet names are sugary carbs? Muffin? Honey Buns? Sugar? Dumpling? Cupcake? I mean, doesn’t that imply that the person is actually bad for you? Wouldn’t something good for you be more appropriate? I dunno like maybe a protein shake or a… Continue reading Welcome to La Casa de Amor – The DoubleFML Valentine’s Day Special!

  Well, that bittersweet moment has arrived once again.  Waking up the morning of the Superbowl is like Christmas Day for me (minus the egg nog…gross lol don’t worry part 2 of my disgusting foods taste test is coming soon!).  The biggest game of the year with the final 2 teams battling it out for… Continue reading Taco Bell’s Naked Chicken Chalupa, Superbowl 51 and an Important Message on Lady Gaga Body Shaming

If you follow the Fat Darrell page on Facebook (if you don’t already, what are you waiting for??? Click the button on the side panel!) you already saw the preview for this one.  But yeah, I was feeling a little homesick the other day since I temporarily relocated to Atlanta from New Jersey several years… Continue reading I’m Going Back to Jersey… hmmm, I don’t think so.

  Hey everybody, welcome back to #DoubleFML-FatDarrellPalooza!  So a few weeks ago I posted about the first cup of coffee that I actually liked.  I’ve hated coffee ever since childhood so that was a major revelation!  Unfortunately, the one flavor that I finally liked is only available during the December holidays so I haven’t had… Continue reading The Terrifying 10 – Darrell’s Disgusting Foods List (Part 1)