Welcome to a very special edition of #DoubleFML – FatDarrellPalooza because someone is celebrating a birthday (hmm, or should I say something?)!  That’s right everyone!  Say Happy Birthday to The ®Fat Darrell Sandwich which officially turns 20 this month!  That’s right, The ®Fat Darrell Sandwich was born in late January 1997!  Wow, they grow up… Continue reading Phe-Nom-Nom-Nomenal! Counting Down the Top 10 Moments in Fat Darrell Sandwich History!

Hello my fellow Americans and readers from around the world lol welcome to #DoubleFML – FatDarrellPalooza! Between Obama’s farewell speech and Trump’s inauguration; coming fresh off the heels of a hotly contested election season, politics have been at the forefront of everyone’s mind lately.  So what better time to look back and reflect on the… Continue reading Big Hair, Don’t Care! Recapping the Historic Reign of the First Black President (…of Thorne Middle School)

Hey what’s up everybody? So in my last post I briefly mentioned the beef that I have with the tooth fairy.  A few of you thought that I was kidding, but no I’m dead serious.  I mean, I’m not gonna write a diss rap or challenge her to a fight like Soulja Boy and Chris… Continue reading The Tooth Fairy owes me $17,429.59 – Howbow Dah?

Hey what’s up everybody?  So after my last post, many people assumed that was my most embarrassing New Jersey Transit story ever but shockingly enough – it’s not!  Lol, Nope. THIS is my most embarrassing NJ Transit moment…or at the very least it’s a tie lol: So it was a gorgeous summer afternoon and… actually… Continue reading The NJ Transit Creeper Strikes Back!

Well, there it is.  The bag of mixed vegetables that changed the world.  Or at least the world as I know it.  How?  Because it represents the end of an era…well, maybe.  I say ‘maybe’ because I’m leaving that decision in your hands people.  So although many of you have been too shy to leave… Continue reading The NJ Transit Creeper, Swedish Fish Oreos and The Bag of Mixed Veggies that Changed the World…

Okay so I have a confession y’all – I love Wheel of Fortune!  Nope, that’s not a cool metaphor lol I’m talking about the actual game show on TV…oh and I’m not even ashamed!  Don’t get me wrong, Family Feud is cool too. I’ve also always wanted to play Plinko or win one of those… Continue reading Wheel of Fortune and Chill? The Scalding Hot Cup of McNasty and The Hindu Goddess of Love…

If you’re the type who loves to stay ahead of the curve and say “I told you so” to those who are late to the party, you’re absolutely going to love me for this one!  Why?  Because I’m gifting you with some serious ammo today in the form of an exclusive interview that I conducted… Continue reading Music, Vices and Pizza Slices: An Interview with Def Jam Recording Artist Troi Irons

Greetings Earthlings lol just kidding, we’ll get to alien talk at some point though but not today! Actually… ya know what? Okay fine, maybe just a little bit (lol that topic switch seriously wasn’t planned, my mind is literally that scary haha).  So yeah, shows like Ancient Aliens are fun to watch and I was… Continue reading Little Green Men, Pork Roll Sammiches and oh yeah, this Personality Test Says I’m a D-bag…

Happy New Year people!  I was so tempted to launch this several times back in December but it really didn’t make much sense to start so late in the year.  Man, that long wait was brutal though!   Patience is definitely not one of my virtues (seriously, I’ve literally yelled at the microwave to hurry up… Continue reading I Donut Give a Sheet …