illustrations courtesy of Gjorgji Dspodov That’s right everybody, follow your dreams! …or should I say, “follow your memes”? Actually, don’t do that, most memes will get you slapped or arrested. But thanks for the inspiration Tee Brown! Anyway, welcome back to #DoubleFML FatDarrellPalooza! Who kicks off an article on pizza with a meme about… Continue reading The Quest for Pizza
That “No Strings Attached” tee should probably be worn by a waffle lover. Don’t worry if you’re lost, that sentence will make a lot more sense later in this post when I explain my Mr. Breakfast theory. Hmm, I’ll have to reread my “Kumquat and other words that sound unintentionally dirty post” to… Continue reading Mr. Breakfast Did it all for the Cookie
Hola mi gente! What better way to celebrate the 4th of July than discussing burritos, tortilla chips and chicharones?! Huh? Scroll on, you’ll see. #waitforit Anyway, welcome back to #DoubleFML FatDarrellPalooza and Happy Independence Day! If you’ve been shooting your own fireworks, hopefully you still have all your fingers and toes! (Here’s looking at you… Continue reading Meme-Dependence Day!
What’s up everybody? Welcome back to #DoubleFML FatDarrellPalooza! For those who don’t know this already, I come from a family of distinguished military personnel. My father and older brother are both decorated war heroes who served as officers in the United States Army. My mother also served as a high-ranking civilian management team leader for… Continue reading Space Force Boot Camp: Wally World Order
Who’s the Boss? Hmm…Tony Danza? Rick Ross? Bruce Springsteen? Sasha Banks? Whoever you choose, it surely isn’t me! I could probably list a thousand people before I’d ever consider picking myself. I don’t think a true boss’s hands would smell like ramen noodle seasoning packets as mine currently do! If I ever become an… Continue reading Who’s the Boss?
I almost named this post, Cookin’ with Salt N Pepa but then I remembered they (as in the legendary music group Salt-N-Pepa) already used that title for their show on The Cooking Channel a few years ago! Whoops. That title was brilliant though so well played ladies, well played. Anyway, what’s with all the… Continue reading The Fresh Prince of Alpharetta
Ah, my poor neighbors. I think the funniest part about the featured cover photos is that I’m not even wearing a dragon costume! It actually looks more like whatever Godzilla is supposed to be. A giant lizard? A dinosaur? A “Darrell-saur”? Darrellsaurus Rex, if you will? In a way, my strange behavior could also be… Continue reading I Scream. You Scream. We all Scream 4 The Last Dragon…Rawr.