Living the Dream: You Don’t Know Jackfruit!

  Well, “The Black Forest Gump” has done it again.  Huh?  That’s what one of my friends called me after I ended up dancing onstage with Salt-N-Pepa several weeks ago.  If you’ve never seen the movie Forest Gump, first off…how?    But okay, if you’ve never seen the movie Forest Gump, Tom Hank’s titular (<-lol… Continue reading Living the Dream: You Don’t Know Jackfruit!

Michael Baisden Live from The OC!

  That’s “The OC” as in Orangeburg County, South Carolina, not Orange County, California. Also, not Fox Television’s teen drama from the mid 2000’s, so if you opened this post looking for an update on The Cohens or closure from Marissa’s car accident, my apologies. Anyway, what’s up y’all?  Welcome back to #DoubleFML FatDarrellPalooza!  So,… Continue reading Michael Baisden Live from The OC!

Mr. Breakfast Did it all for the Cookie

    That “No Strings Attached” tee should probably be worn by a waffle lover.  Don’t worry if you’re lost, that sentence will make a lot more sense later in this post when I explain my Mr. Breakfast theory. Hmm, I’ll have to reread my “Kumquat and other words that sound unintentionally dirty post” to… Continue reading Mr. Breakfast Did it all for the Cookie