Who’s the Boss? Hmm…Tony Danza? Rick Ross? Bruce Springsteen? Sasha Banks? Whoever you choose, it surely isn’t me! I could probably list a thousand people before I’d ever consider picking myself. I don’t think a true boss’s hands would smell like ramen noodle seasoning packets as mine currently do! If I ever become an… Continue reading Who’s the Boss?
I almost named this post, Cookin’ with Salt N Pepa but then I remembered they (as in the legendary music group Salt-N-Pepa) already used that title for their show on The Cooking Channel a few years ago! Whoops. That title was brilliant though so well played ladies, well played. Anyway, what’s with all the… Continue reading The Fresh Prince of Alpharetta
Ah, my poor neighbors. I think the funniest part about the featured cover photos is that I’m not even wearing a dragon costume! It actually looks more like whatever Godzilla is supposed to be. A giant lizard? A dinosaur? A “Darrell-saur”? Darrellsaurus Rex, if you will? In a way, my strange behavior could also be… Continue reading I Scream. You Scream. We all Scream 4 The Last Dragon…Rawr.
If you think these cover photos look ridiculous online, you should have seen the stares I received at the grocery store! And how about the fine craftsmanship on that t-shirt, huh? I know. Thank you, thank you. 😊 I also considered throwing on one of those striped uniforms they used to wear at “Hot Dog… Continue reading Problemonade
Man, I’d need to hit Vegas with a lucky hand like that! If you think Rosanne’s laugh is obnoxious during the opening credits as she takes all the chips, I’m sure mine would be twice as loud! Hmm, I’ll have to look up the official rules of poker again. Do any of you know if… Continue reading Royal Flush
Although we’re a few days removed from Mother’s Day, I hope that all of the Moms out there enjoyed their special day….especially mine! I know that brunches are extremely popular on this day, which reminds me that my client Fran recently shamed me because I have yet to try Chick-Fila’s breakfast options! Although I still… Continue reading The Rib Burger Blues
Hey, I’m not gonna lie, that cartoon pineapple chick in the cover photo with me? She’s kinda cute. I’d holla… Anyway, what’s up everybody, welcome back to #DoubleFML FatDarrellPalooza! So, last post I stated my mission to see The Avengers: Infinity War movie before anyone else rudely posted spoilers on my newsfeed. Well, I… Continue reading The Randy Pineapple 😉