Mr. Breakfast Did it all for the Cookie

    That “No Strings Attached” tee should probably be worn by a waffle lover.  Don’t worry if you’re lost, that sentence will make a lot more sense later in this post when I explain my Mr. Breakfast theory. Hmm, I’ll have to reread my “Kumquat and other words that sound unintentionally dirty post” to… Continue reading Mr. Breakfast Did it all for the Cookie

Space Force Boot Camp: Wally World Order

What’s up everybody? Welcome back to #DoubleFML FatDarrellPalooza! For those who don’t know this already, I come from a family of distinguished military personnel. My father and older brother are both decorated war heroes who served as officers in the United States Army. My mother also served as a high-ranking civilian management team leader for… Continue reading Space Force Boot Camp: Wally World Order

I Scream. You Scream. We all Scream 4 The Last Dragon…Rawr.

Ah, my poor neighbors. I think the funniest part about the featured cover photos is that I’m not even wearing a dragon costume! It actually looks more like whatever Godzilla is supposed to be. A giant lizard? A dinosaur? A “Darrell-saur”? Darrellsaurus Rex, if you will? In a way, my strange behavior could also be… Continue reading I Scream. You Scream. We all Scream 4 The Last Dragon…Rawr.